Chomp. Chomp. Dead. The Online Comedy Community

It’s the future, the year 2113. A huge nuclear star fell on earth killing everything and turning all of earth into a dessert, except for San Francisco cause of the smog acting like a force field over it. Things were still pretty bad here though. All the cars and buildings crumbled, and humans got shrunk down to the size of G.I. Joes. I was one of those people, and now I ride cats.
San Francisco is now made up of 4 gangs. The meow boys are with me, we ride cats outfitted with lasers, super machine guns and rocket launchers, we’re the best and biggest gang because cats are super agile and can jump high and run fast. The other gangs are the Doggers, they ride dogs, the Peeties, they ride budgy birds, and the Rat pack, they ride gerbils and hamsters. I remember one battle where I died and I found out my friend was a trader when we were battling the Doggers, our arch enemies. My friend came up to me on a dog, and I was like “hey, what are you doing.” but he said he stole the dog from a dogger that he killed, but I knew he was lying cause Dogger’s Dogs blow up if you have the wrong blood, they have pins in the saddle that check your blood, so he would have died if he tried. “I think you’re a dogger I said” then we battled, and he cheated and killed me.
As I looked down from heaven I could see that he had stolen my wife, but then I realized she was the reason he killed me cause it was her idea. Now I cry here in heaven alone every night , waiting till they die and come here so I can kill them and get my revenge.