I was playing in the park with my kids early Tuesday afternoon, just before all the stay-at-home moms had to get back for nap time. One lingered a little later and we struck up a conversation. My boys knew to start playing with her kid, and we went back to my place for coffee. One thing lead to another, and “I’ve never cheated on my husband before!” While the kids nap, the DILF strikes again!
I don’t have it quite as easy as MILFs - I mean, they bang a fifteen year old and people say “tsk tsk”, but the kid who’s dipped his wick walks around with a smile on his face and his social status goes through the roof. If a DILF tried that, he’d be tossing salads inside for the next ten years. Us DILFs have a different target market: married moms. (Single moms are a risky business.)
The secret is to be completely involved with the kids. Don’t pay any attention to the ladies as you roughhouse, pretend and play. Don’t watch them noticing the beads of sweat collecting on your shirtless chest. And above all, don’t look at them after you have poured your water bottle over your head and shaken off the excess! (By that time, they will be competing to be the last one left to talk to you…)
Use a condom, snap a picture and jot down her name, the kids names and one pertinent detail. It will save you a lot of grief in the future. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, since you give them what they don’t get at home without strings attached and all while seeming like a nice guy who is committed to his children. Pull from the same group until you notice them fighting among themselves, then move on to a different park.
Enjoy.
