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double amphibrach

Rikki Tikki Tavi
May 28, 2008

The school it is closed now
There’s nary a squeak from
The chalkboard my teacher
Would wipe with my face.
I turned to computers
For edjimication
The Big U of Google
Proceeds at my pace.

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5 Responses to “double amphibrach”

  1. Nathan Fleischauer Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    How did this get any chomps? Awesome. This is why the funny people have stopped writing.

  2. Rikki Tikki Tavi Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Is that your only contribution for this week Mr. Fleischauer? Bravo! Oh, have the funny people stopped writing? Have you lost your faith in the democracy of web 2.0?

  3. Nathan Fleischauer Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:32 am

    I find it odd that your most impassioned writing is always born to defend your shit writing. Maybe if you set out to write something good, with bulk and substance, you would not have to defend yourself so often. Try writing for a change Mr. Tavi. Contibute. If, that is, you have anything funny to say.

  4. Rikki Tikki Tavi Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 6:58 am

    I find it odd that you find anything odd about me. And I resent the accusation that I have ever attempted to defend my writing. I have done nothing of the sort. I am what I am. Get ready for another poem, Mr. Fleischauer. Brace yourself.

  5. Nathan Fleischauer Says:
    June 8th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    great

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