Chomp. Chomp. Dead. The Online Comedy Community

I’ve thought about death a lot in my lifetime, and I’ve always thought if I HAD to die some way it would be either in my sleep or during sex. In your sleep would be peaceful and during sex would be probably fantastic. Lately I’ve been into quantum physics and time travel and all that and I’ve heard quite a bit that sex can bring you to all kinds of other dimensions, but you’ve got to have it right obviously, and not a lot of people do that. Anyways, to cut a long story short now I’m worried I might die during sex because maybe these “other universes” I’m hearing about is actually death. Maybe all the people who have died during sex actually got to a state in tantric or meditative sex that was so great they died. Now I’m kinda worried. I mean I guess it’s something that I can control because it’s not like a car crash or anything, but I also don’t wanna wait till I’m 45 to try this. Everybody’s got to die some way. Should I risk it? Cause I’m only having time travel sex from now on. Forget these one night stands and shit. Only thing they’re good for is another notch on the post, don’t let any broad tell you otherwise.