I am, like, oh my god, I am so tot-lly,
In love with that guy, fuck he’s so, like, hot
I saw him in the deli buying goat cheese,
But goat cheese is to me, like so damn not.
I’m way more into whiz on crispy veggies,
I don’t like smells that smell like barnyard rot,
But damn that guy his smile was so not farmer
He made my pants a full 10 degrees warmer.
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May 19th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
What the hell is that?
May 19th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
It is apparently what qualifies as an article on CCD these days.
At least there will always be the golden age…
May 20th, 2008 at 6:50 am
When was that, Adam?
May 20th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Perhaps I’d be a better “writer” if I upgraded my photoshop skills?