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Posts Tagged ‘420’

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April 21, 2008

Here is why everyday should be 4 20 here in Vancouver

#1 - Crime rate was down 45% in Surrey
#2 - Most of Surrey was downtown, and eating hot dogs, not playing with knives
#3 - 7 11 was more popular than Starbucks, making the Illuminate coffee’s sales go down by 20%
#4 - I saw so many smiles. So many smiles. And smiling is the best. It heals cancer.
#5 - This year, 4 20 happened to be on a Sunday… “God’s” day. Coincidence? Or is God telling us to smoke more weed, cause that will save the environment, lessen our egos and feed the Africans.
#6 - Love man. That’s what happens when we relax. Love happens. Because in relaxation, we appreciate things like waves in the ocean, and having hands, and birds churping, alright. Air, alright. I love air. It’s awesome. Breathing is dynomite.

and the last reason, I feel, why 4 20 should be everyday, is

Because.