Ukraine makes 100
It was an especially proud day in the Ukraine. Today it was tallied that exactly 100 black people are now officially living in the Ukraine. The 100th black person was spotted in line at a cafeteria in downtown Kiev. Completely unaware of his pending significance, the Blackman stood inline for perogies, as people crowded around. Many onlookers got onto their cell phones to take pictures and others, to call the officials.
When asked how he felt about being number 100, the new Blackman, Jerome Jackson, originally from Texas, stated, “ It was a nice welcome. Ukraine is always happy to welcome outcasts from the rest of the World since they know what it’s like, first hand, to be the underdogs. ”
The last black person counted for in the Ukraine was, Talika Jones, 35, who moved to Ukraine back in 2005. A new black person hadn’t been spotted since, but, fret no more, Ukraine, you’ve made it to 100, yo.
Now with all the black people in Ukraine, Russia is reported to be a bit more “intimidated,” after the Country was informed of the new Black man in Keiv. “Maybe Russia will stop cutting off our energy and gas supply and stealing all of our athletes for their Olympic team for Vancouver 2010, ” commented Olesia Fodchuk, a popular news reporter. All Ukrainian people have to say is, “keep the black people coming. For once, finally, we are feared.”
