How many O.J.s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! He’s too busy killing his ex-wife and her boyfriend.
Where did the Chellenger astronauts spend their holidays?
All over Florida.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They rearranged the furniture.
“I hate my mother-in-law,” said the first cannibal.
The other replied, “So, try the potatoes.”
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