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This Article Practically Wrote Itself

May 12, 2008

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words. I plan to see if that is the case. I have a beautiful picture and I want to see if it is even possible to capture the feelings and emotions involved.

The picture was taken on a trip to Vancouver, it is a goose, it is a bucket. They are surrounded by a chain link fence that not only contains them, but also their love, their woe, their triumph and despair.
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Hobotech Productions proudly presents: When Goose Met Bucket.

Not since the day of Shakespeare has there been such a touching yet tragic tale of forbidden love. A tale of a young, rebellious bucket from the wrong side of the tracks and the idealistic goose that dared to love her.

Angela: “This just isn’t going to work. We are from two different worlds…you don’t understand how I feel. You don’t understand why I am the way I am.”

Tony: “What do you mean?”

Angela: “C’mon Tony, you know what I mean. You come from a lake and I was manufactured in a factory in Burnaby. You can never understand what it’s like to be me.”

Tony: “Maybe I could understand if you opened up to me more. We never talk.”

Angela: “I don’t think so Tony, this just isn’t going to work out.”

Tony: “Why not?? Is there someone else?”

Angela: “No, I only love you”

Tony: “What about that duck? I’ve seen him poking around here a couple times”

Angela: “You mean Bruce? He’s just a friend.”

Tony: “C’mon Angie, I’m not a fool. Do you let all your ‘friends’ peck your lid?”

Angela: “I’m sorry you had to find out like that…I didn’t know that you were watching…I thought you had already migrated.”

Tony: “Well, I hadn’t…but I will now. Goodbye Angela, thanks for holding all my stuff when I was gone.”

Huh, it appears that a picture is actually worth only 235 words…235 beautiful words.

I believe the method of calculation that was used previously may have been flawed.

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