Today Alberta Premier, Ed Stelmach, announced plans to extend GST to the sale of Marxism and other political ideologies, despite claims that it will threaten the livelihood of hundreds of sellers in Edmonton and Calgary.
Milton Solidarity, a resident of White Avenue has been a street vendor of Marxism for over a decade. “I do the posters, the pamphlets, the pens and stickers. The stickers are really good, this one says orga-nike-sed crime, it tells you that Nike are committing crimes and that they are organised, it’s very clever really. The government obviously wants to take this away from me, well I say no way.”
A man dressed in a Richard Dawkins wig objected that many Christians had been using churches and other religious buildings to sell God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost to thousands of consumers every weekend. “Why aren’t these people being taxed too?” He cackled, I’ll tell you, “It’s because god doesn’t exist, they made him up you smelly shits.”
Stelmach went on the record to deny the non existence of god and simply commented that it wouldn’t be in his supporters interests to tax God. He commented that “Research indicates that most Alberta voters are either uneducated hicks or false identities created by the oil industry, and I just don’t see how extending this tax to God would benefit me. We are looking into that other religion though, you know the one all those dirty foreigners like.”
