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John-Paul Baker

May 20, 2008

1. You need special thread to sew with bacon.

2. Putting Tasers, Tibet and puffins together in a joke is difficult, but possible.

3. It’s not a good idea to clean your ears with a pencil on a float-plane ride.

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